Why Can't I Be You?

May 23

jadedmalice:

c-conda:

• Truth.

This guy knows what’s up.

(via mollisaurus)

May 17

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May 16

ladymalchav:

nissanissas:

when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity

(Source: belinsky, via mollisaurus)

graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

(via haydereolivia)

May 05

[video]

• me: time for bed
• stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
• brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
• muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
• skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
• ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
• eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
• mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
• body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
• me: ok

valerieparker:

writers-bloc:

Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention. 

that eight year old is the chosen one

(via mollisaurus)

ohfuchsia:

laughingintothefire:

enyaocean:

What could happen if Robert Smith and The Cure would read and see all the posts we’ve done about them?? o_o

As long as they didn’t see the slash, we’d be alright. 

I doubt they haven’t seen slash.

Math just got important

(Source: clippie, via megustamemes)