May 2013
15 posts
ladymalchav:
nissanissas:
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
ohfuchsia:
laughingintothefire:
enyaocean:
What could happen if Robert Smith and The Cure would read and see all the posts we’ve done about them?? o_o
As long as they didn’t see the slash, we’d be alright.
I doubt they haven’t seen slash.
mishaonmywaywardlesbian:
ladydireadsalot:
myt0xicvalentine:
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
o-k-compooper:
souschen:
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
April 2013
45 posts
ponyboy-gold:
i can’t stop thinking about this article i read today about an arabian guy who was deported for being too good looking and when i look at him
i see that it really is a crime
pondsintime:
its almost spring, i can smell the season finales in the air
it smells like sadness and despair
When I start feeling like summer is coming and...
whatshouldwecallme:
wtf, plus size clothing manufacturers?: so,... →
wtfplus:
so, tangentially related to this blog, but this “dove real beauty” video has been circulating, and it fucking sucks, and i know everyone i care about is smarter than this, and better than this. the video basically features women describing themselves to a police sketch artist, and then a…
Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation...
baconllamatimelord:
It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.
tomhiddlestonswife:
i wonder what marketing for penile cancer would look like?
“I LOVE PENIS”
“SAVE THE PENISES”
“SAVE SEX”
and if women wore some of their shirts or bracelets, they would be seen as whores or sluts or asking for it, maybe even resulting in rape, but when men wear “save the boobies” or “save second base” shirts, they are applauded for caring about a human being by yet again...
niallshit:
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
vaguelybritishme:
dorothy-cotton:
If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging”
So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!
Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!
this feels like a trick
painterbaker:
DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
